

Random Improvs Number 1There once was a man named Bob, He was such a terrible slob! He went to bed, And then he dead, And so he lost his job.Random Improvs Number 1
There once was a guy named Fred, As a car he drove his bed! He went to work, Where he met a Turk, And then he promply dead.
There once was a dude named Jimmy. He had a friend named Yimmie! He was with him a lot, They smoked lots of pot, But he changed his name to Timmy.


Night Before Q-Mas Version -6Twas' the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Everybody was whipped, by the abusive spouse.Night Before Q-Mas Version -6
The weapons were hung on the racks with care, In hopes that St. Lucifer would soon be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, For they had been beaten too much on their heads.
And Mamma with her crucifix, and I with my bat, Had just beat up the orphans, till' their necks did go snap.
And I was running the sweatshop, when a heard a great noise, So I flogged all the children, the girls and boys.
Over to the window I strode like a
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I do not deserve to have words down here, however, I will put a Q.
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The light in the sea illuminates the night in the wind.
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I do not deserve to have words down here, however, I will put a Q.
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